May
28
shutupcathy replied to your post: you have a butt. i want the butt. touch the butt, be the butt. lemme see your butt. guess who?
its MEEE :DDDD
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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
dead. lookit.
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HAHAHA OH MY GOD.
THIS!!!
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WHAT
THE COYOTE DOESN’T RUN FROM THE ROADRUNNER
IT PURSUES THE ROADRUNNER TO KILL IT
IT - YOU - CAN’T JUST - TAKE A POP CULTURE REFERENCE
AND PRETEND IT MEANS SOMETHING THAT FITS YOUR CONTEXT
WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS IT DOESN’T
But
But the reference makes sense
In this state of fear, Jess panics and starts “meeping” like roadrunner and Nick is like woah what that is the opposite of what we should do because the coyote “PURSUES THE ROADRUNNER TO KILL IT”
IT - YOU - CAN’T JUST - TAKE A GIF SET
AND ASSUME YOU KNOW THE SCENE IT IS TAKEN FROM
WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T WATCH THE SHOW
like
Brad
buddy
shhhh
Just because they wrap it up in a bit go dialog that explains the broken pop culture reference doesn’t mean it’s valid.
Like.
This is still not a good joke.
It’s not a good joke, but it makes perfect sense as a reference
you don’t need dialogue or context to see what is going on
yellowtext man is scared that there is a coyote
whitetext zooey is insufferable and quirky
yellowtextman attempts to stop her because “Coyotes hate Road Runners!”
zooey continues to be insufferable
Nobody’s claiming it’s funny, but it makes perfect sense.
god, that was quick!
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